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Flirting With a Felony

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I’m a mom, wife, and writer on the verge of a felony. At least that’s the way I feel most days with three teenagers and three dogs living in Silicon Valley. Seriously, someone is going to get it. If and when that happens, just please order me an extra large prison jumpsuit so my menopausal middle can be somewhat hidden. My herniated belly button thanks you.

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